Patient: Reported on SXSW Music Festival Day 3 (of 4), overall SXSW Festival Day 8 Diagnosis: SXSW Syndrome Symptoms: Subject displays a wide array of SXSW-related symptoms. They include: perpetual squint, even with sunglasses on. Jeans worn three days straight, same pair (the t-shirt is...
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