A President’s Day Announcement to Remember

The current election cycle’s potential Republican candidates for president may be a little slow out of the gate, but past aspirants to the nation’s highest post haven’t been so shy. So on this, our nation’s day to celebrate discount waterbeds and fine lease-to-own furniture, let’s remember a President’s Day announcement that should have shaken the world and a candidate who might have been, had 2008 gone a different way.

Silly bipeds! Your time has come. Prepare, if you dare, for the iron paw of Monty.


Written by
Colin Delany
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