Low has the legal profession fallen — this just in from my old colleague and source for good hip hop JK, who’s currently at NYU law school:
I was walking to class yesterday when I saw one of my friends carrying around your “Online Politics 101” paper. At first I assumed that he spent his spring break at SXSW and had mistaken your promotional materials for a Crystal Stilts fanzine, but he swore it was assigned reading for his public policy advocacy clinic. Turns out your scribblings on twittering zombie robot armies are influencing the next generation of legal minds. I will now drop out of law school and pray for us all.
Evil Plan Number One in action! They may mock me now, but soon my monsters will rule the world — just wait until the mind-control algorithms take full effect…